You thought the great depression was a horrible story. Wait until the hordes of Facebook zombie roam the neighborhood for answers on how they can live their lives without being connected to the Zuckerberg machine.
It is Monday, November 23rd 2009, and Facebook has been slow and knocking people out of connections over the last couple of hours.
On Facebook’s competition Twitter, people are raging heavily on the QWERTY trying to vent their angst over not being able to post up pictures of the weekend beer binges, promote causes by joining groups and then leaving them two months later, browse profiles they have seen thousands of times, or play Mafia Wars.
Facebook is down, and the social media mob is angry.
On the Twitter dial:
Craig Burns: “WTF is with Facebook?”
Icakis: “Facebook sucks big time at the moment.”
Social Sonya: “Facebook just changed my language to Spanish! WTF?
Chris Kattan: “Facebook’s slowness is the reason I am no longer famous! And it called me the n-word (Nineties Has-been)! WTF Facebook!”
The Government Intervenes
It seems the Facebook shutdown has prompted some action ( of words, as usual ) from prominent politicians, including the president himself.
President Obama: “I will speak with Congress tonight for an emergency Facebook Uptime Bailout plan that will keep Facebook, and the American people, afloat for many hours.”
Ted Stevens: ” I told you the internet tubes will destroy America! Why does no one get my analogy?”
We will keep you updated as more news comes in as Facebook is currently slow as f*&k. As for the economy, Iraq, the weakening dollar, and the deteriorating environment, who cares?!? FACEBOOK IS DOWN! God help us all…
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Think Facebook is working again.
Bullshit! Facebook slow as hell!
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